cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.

Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.

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Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

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goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

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challenge

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

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lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

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citm

See Felatio. Abbreviation for "Cock in the Mouth."

What happened with you and Katie last night? Well, there was no citv, but there was a little citm.

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