rude boys

people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.

(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time

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Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

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780

adj: posessing a feeble political mind; lacking in critical thought.

As the speech progressed, it became blatantly apparent that the mayor was 780, and had to be removed from office immediately.

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PWEI

Acronym for Pop Will Eat Itself, an influential rock/rap/dance/agit-prop/crossover band from the West Midlands of England who formed circa 1986, broke up in 1996 and then reformed in October 2004.

Did you see PWEI last night? They rocked!

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