Andre

A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come

Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"