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When someone catches you in an unlawful act and you quickly negotiate with them before they have time to consider blackmailing you.
Guy one: "Tina caught me trying to break into the bosses safe, so instead of trying to settle with blackmail, I offered her a hush fuck!"
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Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"
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When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.
" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"
When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.
"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"