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When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.
" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"
When someone catches you in an unlawful act and you quickly negotiate with them before they have time to consider blackmailing you.
Guy one: "Tina caught me trying to break into the bosses safe, so instead of trying to settle with blackmail, I offered her a hush fuck!"
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Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"
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When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.
"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"