When you canât focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you canât even walk without tripping
Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didnât even realize it all with a smile on her face
When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldnât because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about itâ¦â¦ but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because heâs just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a âSugar Babyâ
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
The process of a man having a sex change and during surgery the surgeon turns his penis inside his body to faction a vagina
Joe got turnt and became Joleen, but that shits never gona look right!!!
When something sexual makes everyone feel uncomfortable
Jeff did the helicopter in the locker room and it made everyone feel cockweird