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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024


Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay

Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024


Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby”

Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.

by Mermaid Mel March 12, 2023


Turnt

The process of a man having a sex change and during surgery the surgeon turns his penis inside his body to faction a vagina

Joe got turnt and became Joleen, but that shits never gona look right!!!

by Mermaid Mel January 26, 2024


cockweird

When something sexual makes everyone feel uncomfortable

Jeff did the helicopter in the locker room and it made everyone feel cockweird

by Mermaid Mel December 9, 2021