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Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015


Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster July 27, 2015

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Roid Gut

The nasty pot belly that many steroid users get.

Topher, the Gym Rat bastard: "Hey Brah! My biceps are looking swoll AF!"
Me: "Lay off the juice and lose the roid gut. You look like a pregnant gorilla."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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