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Fish Guy

A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.

Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?

Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

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Juicy J

American songwriter often described as the Shakespeare of the streets. Not to be confused with pop star and prostitute Jesse J.

Actually has an Oscar.

Black guy 1: Man, when Juicy J getting his Nobel Prize?
Black guy 2: Ohh word - Remember when he started a verse with "All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick?"

Black guy 1: Shit changed my life. I got my life motto from a Juicy song: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing pussy."

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

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Cuckery

A place where newborn cuckholds (i.e. men who will, sometime in the future, be cuckholded by other men) are reared.

i.e. a nursery for infant cucks.

We get to go pick up my baby brother from the Cuckery on Wednesday.

by Merriam W. November 4, 2018

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Black Women

Typically women of African-American heritage. Humanity's best singers, and overall people you are most happy to see at a party. Natural habitat is spiritual gospel choirs that sing hip-hop renditions. Tend to mate with humanity's best comedians and athletes: Black Men.

e.g. Wanda Sykes, Nicki Minaj, Harriet Tubman

Woke guy 1: Hey man what are you listening to - is that Whitney Houston?
Woke guy 2: Nope, this is Aretha Franklin - she's the best.
Woke guy 1: Oh man - I fucking love Black Women. I think I heard she is dating Chris Rock actually.

Woke guy 2: Fucking love Chris Rock.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

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Fettuccine Mussolini

Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.

Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!

Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?

Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?

Waitress: Both!

Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

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Charred Log

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.

I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018