nail

(Noun) One who repeatedly gets hammered

"Drunk again? You're such a nail!"

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tomato pie

(noun) A pizza in which the cheese is under the sause, although the term is often applied to pizza without cheese at all (That's not the accurate use of the term, but who really cares?)

"I'm allergic to cheese... I'll just have a tomato pie."

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