Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

BORC

Body Odour Reality Check (acronym); pronounced: /bodi: o:dër rialiti: çek/

This noun refers to special circumstances in which an individual with a Level 15 Body Odour Reek Score (BORS) is mistakenly convinced that he/she is pleasantly scented. This calls for a caring friend to give the individual a body odour reality check, which could be delivered by methods either verbal, physical, or excommunicatory.

Not to be confused with BORSCH (an acronym for Buy Our Russian Soup Choo Ho)

Dude, Kelvin really stinks man. Won't somebody just go BORC that mufukker?

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