MertiePoo

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

Dima

Dumbass, vapes in school, thinks he is sick, loves girls whose name start with F. He has a lot of money, actually never mind it's his dad's money. Most importantly, has a micro penis.

Person 1: You are such a Dima in bed :((((
Person 2: It is what it is, you either get nothing or a micro penis