Groinfeeder

n. The name given to the driver of a vehicle that rests food snacks in their lap between their legs to eat while driving

It took me so long driving home last night because I was stuck behind a groinfeeder.

Ben loves to groinfeed on long car trips.

woman hope

The uncontrollable urge that woman have to hold on to the remote possibility of something turning out well for them, no matter how unlikely the odds are

He's not going to leave you - hold onto that woman hope girl!

Emma: Your man is sure to get you some flowers for Valentines Day
Pip: I live in woman hope

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