jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

Cabobulator

A mechanical device found in car. It’s located under the ABS pump, but above the water pump in a imaginare car.

John says he knows how to fix anything in a car, but he doesn’t know how to fix a cabobulator.