SoCal

Quite possibly the most corrupt part of the United States, with NYC right up there. Home to the notorious LAPD. The area consists of LA, OC, and Laguna. Mostly the wealthy live in SoCal, with a few of it's outskirts being middle class. Take Downy for example. In the early 1980's SoCal was the basin for the glam and hair metal scene. Bands such as Motley Crue and Stryper derived from here. The thrash//heavy metal band Metallica also started here, but after realizing the plasticity of the people, or "fans" decided to move to the much more real and down to earth region, ((commonly referred to as NorCal, more specifically the Bay Area, and even more specifically,))of San Francisco. There you have it my friends...

SoCal-er: "Hey! Do you have like a Mercedes? Cos' I have a Porsche! Oh my God, I totally need to lose three pounds!"
NorCal-er: "Dude, hella chill. I'm trying to listen to my Metallica album."
SoCal-er: "Ummm... Arn't they like really famous? Maybe I could score one of the guys! Haha!"
NorCal-er: "SHUT THE FUCK UP you little bimbo! Go back and listen to your fucking Motley Crue record. Jesus!

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