pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

red bruce

To fart with bloody discharge.

"If I eat some Mexican food and drink a couple beers, I have a red bruce."