Twilight

The biggest piece of garbage ever written. It is a book in which it's "author" knew nothing about the subject. She had never read or seen anything about vampires. The idea came to her in a dream where she was having a picnic in a field with a sparkling vampire. There are many problems with this.So please if one must try to write please know what the hell you're talking about.

A)Vampires don't sparkle
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!