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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016


1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that measures a women's attractiveness.

1- she... It.

2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.

3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.

4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy

5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)

6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)

7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)

8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)

9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)

10 - same as 9, but in her prime

So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?

Dude I just hit it off with a girl with a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

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Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.

Ben Ford is the best

by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017

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