Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.

I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!