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Dirty Deahna

A man giving either suspicious or lurid/sexual glances towards kitchen appliances.

I saw a homeless man giving Dirty Deahna's to an abandoned oven.

by MexicanMicrowave February 25, 2013


Highball

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.

I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.

by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020

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