A man giving either suspicious or lurid/sexual glances towards kitchen appliances.
I saw a homeless man giving Dirty Deahna's to an abandoned oven.
Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.
I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
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