SAT words

made up words that highschool student have to know for the SAT test to sound smart because possibly important people created these words

Haley: Wanna go do something worthwhile?
Jane: Sorry girlie, I have to study my SAT words.
Haley: Who's to say they're "smart" words? Language was made up by mankind, so these words are made up.
Jane: Colleges clearly care about this superficial stuff.

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question

the reason answers came into being

Delilah: I have a question.
Jonathan: To solve your problem, I may need to come up with an answer.

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marriage

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.

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demanding

your wife

James: Hey, why don't you stay out with the guys tonight? We gonna go grab a couple of beers.
Justin: Sorry, gotta stay home with Mrs. Demanding tonight.

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pussy

2 definitions:
1. a straight male
2. a lesbian female

Person 1: You're such a pussy
Person 2: Hey, you are what you eat

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Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."