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pussy

2 definitions:
1. a straight male
2. a lesbian female

Person 1: You're such a pussy
Person 2: Hey, you are what you eat

by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011


SAT words

made up words that highschool student have to know for the SAT test to sound smart because possibly important people created these words

Haley: Wanna go do something worthwhile?
Jane: Sorry girlie, I have to study my SAT words.
Haley: Who's to say they're "smart" words? Language was made up by mankind, so these words are made up.
Jane: Colleges clearly care about this superficial stuff.

by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011


marriage

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.

by Meytal Mantzur May 15, 2013


question

the reason answers came into being

Delilah: I have a question.
Jonathan: To solve your problem, I may need to come up with an answer.

by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011


demanding

your wife

James: Hey, why don't you stay out with the guys tonight? We gonna go grab a couple of beers.
Justin: Sorry, gotta stay home with Mrs. Demanding tonight.

by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011


Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."

by Meytal Mantzur February 05, 2012