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European style of smaller thinner condoms
If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction
The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating
Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls
The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea
Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet
A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease
Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney
A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family
Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act
Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen
10👍 9👎
When your nailing some girl doggystyle and you reach up to grab both them titties so you can drive it on home
My girl really enjoys when i doubleclutcher and drive it on home for a happy ending for all