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Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground
Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor
Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work
You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals
While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand
Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar
Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands
Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying
Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers
Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots
Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell