Vampire Academy

A story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. It's about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about sexual tension and the fact he's a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there's more sexual tension and that's pretty much it as you can imagine it's a super classy literature

I know EVERYTHING about romance novels.

Have you read Vampire Academy?

No?...

Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.

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