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Chase

Chase is a wonderful guy when you first meet him. He is nice, and charming, and even a bit flirty. But don’t let that trick you. He will try to get into your pants and once he does he’ll leave you like he never knew you. Often times chase doesn’t do anything and will spend time at his house or a library. Not many people like him because he is a total dick and whenever you think of him you’ll want to punch him as hard as you can square in the face. Most people with the name chase tend to have a baby face so you might feel guilty for a while but remember it was totally worth it!

Girl one: hey, do you know that guy over there 👉

Girl two: yeah he’s my ex, and he got my sister pregnant 🤰

Girl one: he’s really hot 🥵

Girl two: he’s gonna fuck you then leave you like he did to me 😢

Girl one: what’s his name? I want to go talk to him 😊

Girl two: his name is chase 🖕

by Mia Parendo December 8, 2019

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Eathen

Eathen is a smart guy. He is kind and he knows just how to tease a girls heart. At times he can be a bit of a flirt but he always means the best. Eathens are tall and usually tend to smell good. His kind words will attract you to him and all your friends will love him too. If you ever date an Eathen be carful because you will never want to leave his arms and end up spending hours on your phone just so you can talk to him. He is a very handsome guy and you will fall in love with him instantly. When you first meet him he will try to push you away but it’s because he is a shy and caring guy. Take care of him and he will take care of you. Be yourself around him, Eathen will always go for the girl who isn’t faking her personality. If you ever have an eathen in your life cherish him because you will need him to live as much as you need air to breathe.

Girl one: hey, do you see that guy over there?
Girl two: yeah, what about him?
Girl one: don’t you think he’s hot?
Girl two: yeah but I don’t stand a chance with him, he’s Eathen!

by Mia Parendo December 7, 2019

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