fucking donkey

A complete idiot

Damn you billy! Are you stupid?!?! You’re a fucking donkey!!

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engagement blowjob

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

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