Covid Mosh

10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.

Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."

asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

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Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).

- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."