skittles

When you take a shit and you get a bunch of funky colors. shit + funky colors + in a potty = a pot of skittles

wow. my shit looks like skittles

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polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

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dopplelopogous

an inncessently monterous doppleganger

disgruntled person:
OH NO THAT DOPPLELOPOGOUS WILL MIMIC US ALL TO DEATH!!!!!!

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green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

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mirror

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already

Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better

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donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

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fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

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