awooga

of and or relating to sex and or sexual intercourse. comes from the sound of the horn of an old studenbaker.

"i havent got any awooga from her yet"
"I heard that they awooga"

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Cunt Knuckle

A stimulated clitoris.

I knocked this girl's cunt knuckle so hard, she's still having an orgasm to this day!

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Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

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Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

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fuck tard

Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose"

Caboose, you team killing fucktard

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Mittromnia

A sleeping disorder directly linked to the pre-slumber worry of Mitt Romney actually being elected president.

"Double Guantanamo? Jesus, I'm going to be up all night with Mittromnia."

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lig

(intransitive verb) idle, sponge, freeload (especially in music, fashion and media circles.
ligger (noun)

especial thanks to Helen who not only lent us someone else's house, but also ligged us into the JockeySlut afterparty! Coooool!

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