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A word used to describe an accountant who works at a large midwestern company
Remember Ron who used to work here, he was very squatty.
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Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
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A drink whereby a live minnow (preferably a rainbow minnow) is put in a shot of beer. When the shot is drank, the head is tipped back and beer is kept in the mouth so the minnow can swim around and you can show your friends. Then, down goes the whole mess.
After a stuntman shot, I brought it to another level with the Minnow Shot.
During opening fishing at Lake Vermillion, it's required that everyone in the party do a Minnow Shot.
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Chicken nuggets, non homemade, where you can't tell what the actual ingredients are. Most likely the nuggets are made from the butts of chickens.
Hey kids, do you want ass nugs for dinner?
When a male wakes up in the middle of the night having to piss so bad that it looks like a boner. Sometimes it is rather difficult to actually piss with a piss on, but it is extremely effective for holding a nut.
Damn, I woke up last night with the biggest piss on. Then, I screwed my girl for an hour without busting my nut.
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Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.
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