Krumpits

"Short People" or Midgets if you will, that dance a style known as "Krumping"

Steve: Did you see the group of Krumpits at the show last night?

Dave: Ya, They were off the hook!!!

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

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