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Emad

1.The pessimistic 16 year-old Egyptian writing this definition.

2. A heartless yet brilliant individual- unmatched in intellect, indifference, misanthropy, and cynicism.

3. Someone who doesn't like being defined by other people.

A) Emad is such a skilled writer.

B) Person one: That Emad is just so freaking cruel...

Person Two: Yeah, he's a jerk... But he's still smarter than us.

C. Seriously, you people have got to stop defining me! (I'm aware of the irony). Get lives, go out on dates, copulate, reproduce, stare at the ceiling, do your homework, do anything else, I really don't care, just get off the internet because the previous definitions only show how sad and pathetic your lives are. O.K. Rant over. I'm going to go post inanely on a blog... :)

by Michael Christian. January 29, 2012

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