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To stretch the law and government to extreme means and measures for improvement of the economy.
I pulled an Obama on my math homework today as I asked the Chinese kid to lend me money to buy a calculator
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a television with basic cable
So I was watching a lexus ad on the adhole today...
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Its the sister of a tree hugger.
Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
Having sex with a girl until you are done
I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.
This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.
A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.
J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?
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I wonder if SQAD needs their hand held today while they test that bug fix
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Someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.