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Pussy Grabber In Chief, aka the 45th President of the United States. A man who either thinks squeezing a woman's vulva is acceptable because he's a star and she'll let him do it or doesn't care how socially unacceptable, illegal or painful the act is and will do it anyway in order to establish dominance and prove just how big his hands are. Not the type of man who makes particularly good decisions, especially when making decisions regarding who should make decisions for him and the country he's somehow in charge of. There's no way to defend this type of person on his own merit, and those who attempt to do so usually claim that their PGIC's latest blunder is simply fake news from the lying media.
Henry: "Did you see what Donald Trump tweeted last night?"
Jack: "Yeah. Looks like our PGIC is off his meds again."
A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.
God damn, I get the worst covfefe.
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The craziest, wildest, most volatile coach known to man, in any sport. Although a very nice man off the football field, when he's on the sideline, his levels of both anger and elation exceed the limits that were previously known to the human race. Muschamp has been known to yell, "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of his lungs- which is usually loud enough for the TV cameras to pick up- when his defense (which he is also known for building and coaching well) makes a big stop. Search his name in youtube, and the first four suggestions you'll get are angry, crazy, mad and cussing.
One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.
Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.
He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.
Will Muschamp is the only coach to ever get caught cussing on live TV twice in the same season
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When a girl gets cramps in her stomach (technically in her ovaries) after having intense sexual intercourse but without achieving orgasm. It is NOT the cramps a girl gets when she is on her period. Blue belly is basically the female version of blue balls, although unlike blue balls, it can only happen during intercourse, as opposed to masturbation. It's also less common than blue balls, but the pain can still be quite intense and can last for up to several hours.
Jacob: Hey baby, time to wake up.
Alissa: Ohhh... I don't feel good. My stomach really hurts.
Jacob: Do you need me to call a doctor?
Alissa: No, it's just that when we had sex last night, I was so close but then you pulled out anyway like an asshole... and so I just lay awake all night with blue belly.
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When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.
Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!
Hannah: Some friend!
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