kurchunkle

kur-CHUN-kle:(plural)kurchunklen: an exceptionally small portion of an edible, or otherwise ingestible substance which would in most cases cause one to reach an altered state

Both used in sentences-----Matching you is the best I can offer, for I only posses a wee kurchunkle. I may be able to do better than that if you are up for assisting me in locating my kurchunklen from the depths of my carpet fibers.