Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

flargin milargos

n. A term for women's breasts

Did you see the flargin milargos on her?!?!

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10 ream box

v. To fire someone. Companies typically buy paper in a 10 ream box (each ream of paper holds 500 sheets). When someone is fired or let go, they are often given a 10 ream box to pack their stuff in.

Larry got 10 ream boxed this morning. We sure are going to miss him around here.

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