Duncan

A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)

Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh