Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.