Fat Bitch'd

Leaving someone behind (likely an annoying person) like you would leave a fat chick chatting you up at a bar, usually without said fat chick's knowledge.

Bro Dude: Hey, I thought you were coming with Larry?

Bro Ham: He was taking so long, I fat bitch'd him!

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shin rake

Raking a buddys hairy shins with the bottom of your foot just to piss 'em off. Sneakers or flip-flops provide/enhances copious hair grab-age. (thnx to Adam S)

Bro Dude: Why the hell is Mark crying!?

Bro Ham: I gave him a nice shin rake!