girllionaire

a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends

The Fonz on Happy Days was a prime example of a girllionaire.

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Tim Wilson

a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show

Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".

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Noelle Bush

niece of George W Bush, daughter of Jeb Bush

Noelle Bush got caught with crack cocaine while in drug rehab, but since her dad was governor at the time she never went to jail.
Jeb Bush is such a hypocrit whenever anyone mentions his daughter's drug problems he says it's a personal family matter, but he supports harsh prison terms for other nonviolent drug offenders.

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eighted-out

when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's

I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons slowly increase while the dollars were eighted-out.

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George W Bush

America's worst president ever

George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.

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pissarhea

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

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Jeff Gordon pack

Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer

I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.

On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.

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