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a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat
I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.
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When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall
I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.
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Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.
Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
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tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China
I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.
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an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
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a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel
I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.
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Marvin Bush was responsible for security at the World Trade Center, this has provided fodder for 9/11 conspiracy theorists who believe the twin towers were brought down by explosives placed inside the buildings.
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