afternoon delight

One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"

"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"

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burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

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The Captain

The name we called a kick who had a curved penis, see Captain Hook

"Did you hear about that kid?"
"Yeah his thing is shaped like a banana"

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