dickey

A dick hickey...a hickey on your dick.

"Damn, that chick went down on me so hard she gave me a fucking dickey!"

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Clabbers

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.

"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."

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definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

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