lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

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Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

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