Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.

Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”

DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs are ancient reptiles that walk around and say RAR. They were humongous, and they ate a truck ton of food. The T-rex, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Barney are all dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ranged in color, from tan, to red, to purple. Some had feathers, and others didn’t. A singular species of true dinosaurs still exists. They are usually found in Kentucky Ballistics videos, or at halloween time.

Bob: “RAAAAAR!”
Tom: “You’re a dinosaur.”
Bob: “I’m a dinosaur!”
Both: “YAAAAY.”

War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).

Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”