Halvar

A geek that prefers to hibernate but is unable to do so because of its insomnia. It spends most of its time playing vidoe games and dabbing ironically. Actually, the line between ironically and unironically is rather blurry.

“Halvar, stop dabbing”.
“YEET!” The Halvar in the room starts dabbing profusely.

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No

If somebody tells you ‘No’, they mean ‘Yes’. ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ every single time. Completely definitely.

“No, you’re not allowed to eat my food, Britney.”
“Fine, Jessica.”
Later on in the evening, Jessica checks her fridge and to her absolute DELIGHT, and NOT rage, discovers that all of the food has disappeared.

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Cool

A person who’s middle name starts with ‘A’, has a double bed and a stitch plush. Likes to shout ‘YEET’ when shooting an arrow.

“Extra power for me. Only cool people like me get that and not people like you.”

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