Limoges

Pieces of lime that stuck in one's teeth after lip-pinching a tequila shot

Cindy: Weren't those tequila shots simply magical last night?
Bucky: Yes, but I still need some dang dental floss for these limoges!

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I love you to the moon and back

To love someone all the way around/inside his or her butt and away/out.

Beyoncé: Do you still like me?
Jay-Z: Gril, I love you to the moon and back.

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pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

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