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Cuntoichi is a Japanese cant term for "ninja woman". In popular culture, they are often pursued for their highly sought after female vaginja or "ninja vagina" which adhere to the strict culture of "bushy-hole". Which was developed over 3000 years ago by the legless cuntoichi Dragon lips ho. Who also invented the vajinja sword, and the earliest known example of a shirucunt "vajinal throwing stars"
Back in the day a cuntoichi could kill 10 men in one night with her vajinja
The act of inserting two thumbs up an asshole
I enjoyed her performance so I gave her the old siskel & Ebert
When a woman has her ankles pushed next to her ears during intercourse
I was hittin it so good i made her put her ankle buds in
Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown lightð©ð¤ï¸
6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
New slang for really good heroin
Dudes got that mister ed horse
When one loves African American (or just plain ole African) dick so much they show addictive behaviors for such dicks forsaking all other dick on earth
Homie got ole girl bladickted
When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis
I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis