jobby

Cutesy Mom word for a bowel movement, as in 'doing your job'.

Did you go jobby or just a peeps?

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fiddyho

a whore who charges fifty dollars

Hey man, don't bother. She fiddyho if she's a dime, muthafugga!

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poopaddies

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

hoseblower

Gay person, who performs oral sex on men.

Damn hoseblowers! They're all over the goddam TV!

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fuckpuppies

An expression of minor disgust or dismay

I can't find my glasses, fuckpuppies!

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pinkles

cutesy Mom word for pimples....

Ooops, you better wash your face tonight. I see some pinkles coming on your forehead! And DO NOT leave soap all over the sink. I am tired of cleaning up after you kids!

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Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

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