duck fonkies

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.

guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"

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myspacist

A racist person who trolls myspace sending rascist messages to myspacers of color.

"some myspacist sent me a rascist message about me needing to leave the country. Best check yo self."

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ring around the rosie

When the area around the vagina is red or pink, which can be caused by many things such as shaving, masterbation, application of succulant, or acne.

Mickey, "Maria sure has been in the bathroom a while."

Sam, "She's probably giving herself a ring around the rosie."

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fuckl

fuckl is a common typo with a keyboard, and is used to make fun of newbs in pc games.

"oh really? fuckl you newb!"

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e-dentity

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.

"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"

"makaka23."

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cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

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being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

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