(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.
Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."
(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.
"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"
"makaka23."
a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.
its the cum creep!!!!!
being difficult, or being annoying.
guy1, "can you hand me that?"
guy2, "no."
guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."
guy2, "To bad."
guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"
t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.
some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.
ITS NOT FUNNY.
Not to be confused with wikiality! When the victors of a wikiwar ban the oposing group members for vandalism (which they did not commit.) A sort of play off of the word fatality.
"you are baned indefinetly."
"That was the worst wikitality i have ever seen!"
(v) to deficate in ones own home.
see farver
wasted guy at party, "where is the bathroom?"
other guy,"no idea man..."
wasted guy, "im bout to farv!"