swak

sealed with a kick. stupid hallmark thing.

swak! swak! hes wrote swak! yay!

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limpin with the bizkit

(v) to listen to limp bizkit.

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

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busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

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Wikitality

Not to be confused with wikiality! When the victors of a wikiwar ban the oposing group members for vandalism (which they did not commit.) A sort of play off of the word fatality.

"you are baned indefinetly."

"That was the worst wikitality i have ever seen!"

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take you to the middle east

a reference to current conflict in the world, when a parent or sibling tells a child that they will be taken to the middle east, it is like telling them they will be sold into slavery or the boogie man will get them. Usually ment to scare them into doing something.

"If you dont brush your teeth the bad man will take you to the middle east!"

"NOOOOO!!!!"

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farv

(v) to deficate in ones own home.

see farver

wasted guy at party, "where is the bathroom?"

other guy,"no idea man..."

wasted guy, "im bout to farv!"

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Golly Gee

Used in a satirical statement when somebody is treating you like a child.

see gee willicers

"Golly Gee mom! Dont hit me with the hose! I's neva says a bad word again!"

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